A Christmas Story Coffee Mug Oh Fudge...

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Swearing isn't allowed... at the Parkers. Okay, the father shoots out the volleys like an old pirate cannon. But that doesn't count. And so, at the last second, classic curses mutate into abstruse phrases in children's mouths. Because no one shouts OH FUDGE, do they? On the other hand, it's better to talk nonsense than suck soap for the rest of the day. Ralphie knows what we mean, do you?