A Christmas Story Bottle Opener Leg Lamp

The main prize... at least that's how Father Parker sees it when he retrieves the questionable leg lamp from the excelsior. Aha. A large plastic lady's leg with fishnet tights and a lampshade. Not everyone has that. Thank God. Oh no, we love this part like we love the whole movie. But the real leg lamp would be too much of the decoration madness. The opener is also pure grace. And it still makes sense. Stable. And in no way FRAGILE. So get to the good piece!