Whether it's Parker or Griswold , family Christmases are high and then fall even lower. Here it's the torched tree, there the neighbor's dogs eating the turkey. But that is also part of the festival of festivals, the large and small dramas that are only possible with children and baggage. To honor the family, an ornament that makes fans smile. And puts the Parkers in a dignified light on the tree...Ha-le-lu-jaaaa!!!